I showed him Midnight Sun, and I have no idea if this really is from the book or not. (I tried to do a search, but it turned up nothing. And dear lord, I ctrl+F'd 'beautiful' in the partial draft of Midnight Sun? Shit, man. 9 times in 264 pages, but still.)
Even if it's not, it's pretty funny.
Ah, wait. He told me he was making shit up. That explains it.
(And fandom is right; Twilight means never having to say you're making it up. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FROM THE BOOK.)
Anyway, from the man himself:
While perusing the first few chapters of Cleolinda's recap of Midnight Sun - essentially, the biggest copout ever as it is the same thing as Twilight, just from Edward's point of view - I came to an interesting conclusion; even when being lampooned, it's still as deathly boring as ever.
What struck me was that special scene where Edward stops an SUV with his hand. This combined with the apparent INTENSE ANGUISH OH GOD BELLA Edward was feeling under his constant :| face, and...this clip happened. XD
A shitty novel requires shitty acting, after all.